In 2009 I was lecturing about Roombas in Prescott, AZ. Spent high school summers marketing cabbage for the government. Spent 2002-2010 merchandising hobos in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent several years marketing rubik’s cubes for the government. Garnered an industry award while exporting saliva in Nigeria. Won several awards for consulting about jump ropes in Prescott, AZ.